Well, well, well, "The Greatest Weekend of My Life" is now over and "The Greatest Week of My life Begins." Why was it the greatest weekend?
Well, anybody that knows me knows that I love motorcycles and motorcycle racing and this weekend was MOTOGP - the "Elite Class" for motorcycle racing. The NFL of motorcycle racing whereas the other forms of motorcycle racing are like Canadian Football - it's still Football, but it's only half as good.
Anyway, I basically took the week off of everything and dorked it up by taking pictures with actual racers and acting like a dork. I've never been cool to begin with, but this week? I think I even outdid myself! I'd be talking to people like, "Yeah, I ride, I have a… Oh my God! That's Valentino Rossi, I think I'm gonna faint!"
Like That? Yeah, like that. By the way, Valentino Rossi - although he wrecked Sunday - is the greatest racer ever! I'm going to name my first kid Valentino Rossi. And if it's a girl, then Valentina Rossi. That does have a nice ring to it. And for a black girl? Come on now?
You ever see someone do something with such a passion and with such greatness that they look like they were made to do it. Like watching Michael Jordan play basketball or Jenna Jameson in a porno. You just sit back and say, "WOW!! They were made to do that.” The same goes for Valentino Rossi. Even motorcycle racers agree he's the greatest and that's saying something. Again, it's like watching Jenna Jameson in porn and you say to yourself, "Wow, I thought I gave a nice hummer, but this woman makes it look like a work of art."
As for this week, I'm going back home to Oklahoma, where I'll see my family and work. You can't beat that. See my family and get paid for it? Life is sooooooooo beautiful sometimes, isn't it? Motorcycle racing to be followed by the start of football season with family and work. It's like finding a one hundred dollar bill on the floor of a strip club as you're walking out. You kind of feel guilty, but not really.
So, let the good times roll.
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