If you’re looking for something fun (and sexy) on the Internet, check out Suzie Cocktail. She’s the star of her own web series, “A Perfect Girl for a Perfect World.” The series revolves around spirituality, as well as sexuality, not to mention a lot of Suzie Cocktail in very little clothing. Zoiks! Online recently had the pleasure of speaking with the online personality.
Q – Where did you come up with this persona?
A - I didn't come up it with myself. I grew up in Brooklyn with an orthodox Jewish family and at one point in my life, I realized I'm different than anyone else. That's when I realized that I'm enlightened.
Q – What’s your real name and where did you come from?
A - My real name is Suzie Cohen, and I'm from East New York, Brooklyn.
Q – Why did you decide to do this?
A - I take helping people very seriously and when Carrot Jelly entertainment approached me to be the star of its flagship web series, I was very flattered, but insistent to help other people heal.
Q – Watching some of the videos of you, I kind of get a hint that there is some “Borat” influence behind what you’re doing. Where did you come up with the ideas for your videos?
A - Borat is a cutie putie no doubt about it but most of my ideas I channel while I'm playing with my carrot.
Q – Exactly what do you want viewers to away from this?
A - The principles of ethics, self-awareness, loving yourself and healing the ozone through green consciousness. People need to learn how to connect to themselves and get green in their soul.
Q – You want viewers to be taught a lesson in each video. What credentials do you bring to make you qualified to “teach” people anything?
A - After graduating high school, I put myself through a rigorous program. I locked myself in my room in my parents’ house for two years and taught myself self-healing. This is a great technique because no one can interfere with your healing process. Also my cutie putie healer Dr. Jacob Horsepower is teaching me stuff all the time.
Q – Do you think you’ll be a star or just another Internet personality who will eventually get lost with the “Numa Numa” kid?
A - To be perfectly honest, as a master guru, I would like to heal President Obama, although I think he is a cutie putie as he is, but my mission is to be the guru of the world. So you can't compare me to any personality, its more like a new movement where everyone needs to heal together, and as a master guru, I'm supposed to heal the world.
Q – What makes you so attractive to viewers?
A - I think people sense my radiant aura.
Q – What do you say to critics who don’t “get” what you’re trying to do with your humor?
A - They resist because they know that demons are inside them and they just need to heal in order to sense the magic of life.
Q – A lot of times personalities don’t touch audiences because they are not believable. You say that your father was addicted to porn and that you are a virgin. Is there a lot of truth to your upbringing?
A - Of course, and I'm brave and fearless and I'm ready to expose myself to my audience.
Q – Anything else?
A - Hi cutie putie, get your carrots and join me at SuzieCocktail.com. Sending you light. Love you all!
Q – Thank you much!
A - You are very, very welcome cutie putie!
BYLINE:
Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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