"Tiger Woods should say something and not nothing."

By Jason Tanamor

Here’s what we know so far: Tiger Woods got into an accident where he crashed his SUV into a tree. It was 2:30 AM Friday morning and there was an alleged story about Woods and a woman named Rachel Uchitel.



The web stories have Tiger Woods and his wife getting into a fight after she found out about the other woman. She put the marks on Woods’ face, and as he was fleeing the scene, she smashed out the back windshield of his SUV causing him to lose control. Thus, hitting a tree.

OK.



What if, though, Woods was going to a Black Friday sale because his golf clubs weren’t working, the reason why he didn’t win a Major this season? He and his wife fought over the fact his clubs were fine, with Woods saying they’re good clubs. Woods’ wife said, “They’re not,” picked up his iron and smashed out his windshield. Woods said, “WTF?” Then to one up her, because he is competitive, Woods crashed the car into a tree. She didn’t want to lose so she called 911 and got the press involved. Now, Woods isn’t talking because looking back at it, realizes this was ridiculous to do and that it’s not the club, rather, it’s the golfer himself for not winning a Major.

Some advice for Woods, come out and say something. Even if it’s something as ridiculous as: “We were just playing.”

Please, please, let this story go away.



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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.