“Rihanna wants to put Chris Brown behind her.”

By Jason Tanamor

Rihanna spoke to ABC’s “Good Morning America” host Diane Sawyer about the brutal attack on her by ex-boyfriend, singer Chris Brown. In an article at Reuters.com, “he had bitten her, put her in a headlock and left her bleeding and swollen.”



It went on to say, “Rihanna said the attacks started with an argument over a text message Brown received while they were driving home from an industry party.”

Although the article doesn’t state what the text message actually said, let’s assume that it was something to the effect of, “Boo, where you at?”



Rihanna gets upset because Brown is texting while driving, which is a big no-no. He should really get a hands free unit for conversations. She gives him a hard time, Brown takes offense, says something like, “I can drive and text at the same time,” and then, according to the story, Rihanna, after her physical wounds heal, said, “The thing that men don't realize when they hit a woman, it's... the face, the broken arm, the black eye, it's going to heal. That's not the problem. It's the scar inside.”

So, the bottom line here is: Don’t text while driving. It could cause accidents, death, or even worse, crazy singers beating up their girlfriends. Not to mention leaving scars inside.

Instead of texting while driving, pop in some music, something like Rihanna’s “Good Girl Gone Bad.” Or soon to be released, “Don’t Text While Driving or Else.”



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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.