Tiger Woods is on the cover of the current issue of “Vanity Fair.” On the cover, and I have yet to read the story and really don’t care at this point, Woods is shirtless wearing a hat and flexing his kind-of muscles.
However, instead of portraying him as the bad boy that he believes he is by humping and dumping a slew of mediocre looking women in which he seemingly fell in love with, I am only reminded of comedian and actor Jamie Kennedy’s portrayal of a thug life rapper in “Malibu’s Most Wanted.”
The reality is that Tiger Woods is a superstar athlete. Had he not been this, he’d be nothing more than a nerd who would have trouble getting dates. He’s not really handsome, he wouldn’t have this money, and people wouldn’t demand Tiger such as they do now. Imagine having Tiger Woods, unsuccessful Tiger Woods, behind you at the grocery store as you check out. He holds his TV dinners and case of pop and asks you out. You’d die laughing.
What do you think?
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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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