Wow, talk about getting the shaft on late night. Or should I say, giving the shaft? In an article on NYPost.com, “A female former staff writer for David Letterman said the comedian's late-night operation was a hostile, sexually charged, male-dominated bastion where women didn't climb the ladder unless they climbed into bed.”
The article went on to say, “Nearly 20 years before Letterman admitted he slept with female staffers, he ran an enterprise rife with rumors about his affairs with subordinates, and looked the other way when other high-level men were sleeping with the staff, Nell Scovell writes in Vanity Fair.”
Now, let me get this straight. Letterman slept with female staffers, and looked the other way when it came to high level men sleeping with other female staffers? Talk about getting ahead in life. Or moving up the late night schtick.
In honor of David Letterman’s ‘shaft,’ here’s the Top Ten List Involving David Letterman’s Sex Scandal.
10. Wanna see a stupid pet trick? Here, pet this.
9. Great moments in presidential speeches – “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
8. Here are the top ten ways to get a promotion.
7. Now it’s time to play Stump The Band. “Sexual Healing!”
6. Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Schaffer. And by Paul Shaffer I mean my penis.
5. Alan Kalter as Big Red? I wonder where he gets THAT from.
4. Will it float - Fake or real breasts? This week we’re playing for an all male jury.
3. Is this anything? Hula hoop girl and grinder girl? It’s a penis.
2. You know this all started when Drew Barrymore flashed me.
1. Oprah, Uma. Nope, never had either of them.
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Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. He is also the author of the novels, "Hello Lesbian!" and "Anonymous." Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.
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