Another T'ster! Makes a man feel good. So far I have people on my website, on zoiksonline.com humor magazine and I'm becoming a regular on my "new" favorite sports talk radio station, Hardcoresportsradio.com. Any talk show where the host and callers get to say "fuck" or anything else they want to? Well, muthafucker, you got yourself a new fan! And that fan would be me. Right now, at 3:04 AM, I'm loving life.
I get to work tomorrow, and make money. Money to pay off the tickets so I can get my license reinstated and so I can pay for my $500 in OVERDRAFT Fees. As a matter of fact, if anyone reading this can go and chuck a rock thru a Chase Bank window I swear I'll buy you a gift certificate to McDonald's for two snack wraps and, awe hell, I'll even throw in the three Chocolate Chip cookies. They’re only one dollar. And, get this, I'll pay for it with my Chase Bank Leisure Reward card.
Just for shits and giggles. We as Americans must bond together and bring down these banks, to our level that is. I'm not saying go out and 9/11 these muthafuckers, I'm saying we "ALL" have to stand up and say, "Hell no. We aren’t standin' for this bullshit." You know it's bad when even the government says, "You guys ARE CROOKS! And we should know because we are the biggest crooks on the face of the Earth!"
Basically, that’s what the government does, it protects "us" from "us." That is what laws are for, to protect us from us. Hey look, if we thought you guys would drive sensibly we'd let you guys do it, but you can't so "BAM!!" Speed limit! Hey, you racist, homophobic White people, you can't keep killing minorities and gays for fun - BAM! Hate crimes law! Hey, no minorities at this work place? BAM! Affirmative action!
Thanks government! You know, you guys aren’t really so bad, you guys covered up the Kennedy assassination, and the Martin Luther King assassination, so you do kind of balance yourselves out, and I still think "reparations" should be looked at a little harder. I mean the Native Americans got their money, the Jews, The Japanese Americans, everyone except - man, you talk about a powder keg. Can you imagine if the President had to decide if African-Americans could sue the government for reparations?
Oh, that would be great. But what would we get? Indians got casinos, what would we get, a percentage in KFC, Denny's, and Texaco? And since we built the nation’s capitol we'd get to be part owner of the Washington Redskins. Not a bad idea. The only question? Who has the guts to suggest this? Wayne Brady? Paul Mooney? Ice Cube? Somebody's got to do it. Knowing our luck, you know who would probably do it? FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAV!!" For the love of humanity, let's hope not.
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BT is a comedian who travels all across the country to tell the funny to audiences that come out to see his show. Check his website out for show dates (http://www.btrox.com).
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